Hello.     ︎

It’s me, Brendan. I grew up a small-town kid in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia, which meant that for 90% of people, my name was actually Brandon.

I prepared for a career in advertising the old fashioned way, first by working a short stint in an asbestos lab, followed by selling harmonicas and ukuleles in Hawaii and California. 

Currently, I’m working at Arts & Letters and living in Richmond with my wife and dog, both of whom I can attest are 100% abstesos-free.

If you would like to discuss the film Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, or anything else, you can email me at howardbc2@gmail.com.

 


Please enjoy this picture featuring the late
WWE Champion Yokozuna.  I’m the one on the left.