Alright, here we go.

I’m a copywriter and sometimes voiceover talent working in ad land. For nearly a decade, I’ve helped very Important & Cool brands navigate the throes of capitalism by making work that people don’t hate. Before that, I played in some ska bands that people probably did hate.

In addition to using brain talents to build creative decks for work, I use body talents to build wooden decks for leisure.  

Not to brag, but I receive 2% back annually with my Costco Executive Membership.

Me and former WWE Champion Yokozuna.
I’m the one on the left.